thefemmefatales:

cespur:

Source.

omg yes

Ahh yiss, motha fokin orange drink.



THIS WAS ME THIS WEEKEND.  I swam with a turtle just like this one while camping at the beach. 

richwhitelesbian:

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

i got fired because of you
Humans have two hands

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

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